Description
THIS IS THE DEAL FROM DURBAN CENTRAL HOLDING CELLS
- 2-night stay pending court appearance.
- 50 people per room sharing.
- 1 x en-suite toilet.
- Bed.
- 10 thread count linen.
- Turndown for what.
- Compulsory group activities.
- 3 meals served with a choice of ‘yes’ or ‘no’.
NEXT STEPS FOR YOU
- Go out.
- Have a few drinks.
- Drive.
- Get pulled over.
- Blow.
- Fail.
- Get booked in.
- You get one call. Make it count.
ABOUT YOUR STAY
Going down for the holidays? Have a few while you take in the view and find yourself on the scenic route to Durban Central Holding Cells. When was the last time you sat quietly in the back? We’re pulling out all the stops to make sure your stay is as long as possible, so I hope you went before we left, because your next toilet doesn’t come with roll or a door. Goodbye socks, hello audience.
Drunk Drivers stay for free, so #DontDrinkAndDrive, a festive warning brought to you by Aware.org and Daddy’s Deals.
