Description
THIS IS THE DEAL FROM CAPE TOWN CENTRAL HOLDING CELLS
- Non-negotiable 2-night stay.
- 50 people per room sharing.
- 1 x en-suite toilet.
- Bed.
- 10 thread count linen.
- Turndown for what.
- Compulsory group activities.
- 3 meals served with a choice of ‘yes’ or ‘no’.
NEXT STEPS FOR YOU
- Go out.
- Have a few drinks.
- Drive.
- Get pulled over.
- Blow.
- Fail.
- Get booked in.
- Need help? Chat to your lawyer.
ABOUT YOUR STAY
They say a change is as good as a holiday, so why try get away when the perfect staycation is waiting for you at Cape Town Central holding cells. From the moment you step out of the vehicle, everything is taken care of, so finish your welcome drink and let our hands-on staff handle the paperwork while you bend down, cough and kick off your shoes. Where you’re going, you won’t need laces!
Drunk Drivers stay for free, so #DontDrinkAndDrive, a festive warning brought to you by Aware.org and Daddy’s Deals.
